{"id":2963,"date":"2018-11-12T13:52:10","date_gmt":"2018-11-12T21:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2963"},"modified":"2018-11-12T13:52:10","modified_gmt":"2018-11-12T21:52:10","slug":"181112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/11\/12\/181112\/","title":{"rendered":"181112"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181112.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181112<br \/>\nHB Mr. B<\/p>\n<p>Today could be chucked in a bin<br \/>\nA grounded plane with damaged skin<br \/>\nAnother plane but had to wait<br \/>\nI missed the bus &#8217;cause we were late<br \/>\nThen had to stand out in the cold<br \/>\nAll the delays had gotten old<br \/>\nAnd traffic as we got to Naas<br \/>\nWe crawled along at a snail&#8217;s pace<br \/>\nThen at long last, I made it home<br \/>\nAnd quickly bought Glory to Rome<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause Tony said to this weekend<br \/>\nAnd I obey my foul-mouthed friend<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181112 HB Mr. B Today could be chucked in a bin A grounded plane with damaged skin Another plane but had to wait I missed the bus \\'cause we were late Then had to stand out in the cold All the delays had gotten old And traffic as we got to Naas We crawled along at a snail\\'s pace Then at long last, I made it home And quickly bought Glory to Rome \\'Cause Tony said to this weekend And I obey my foul-mouthed friend\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181112 HB Mr. B Today could be chucked in a bin A grounded plane with damaged skin Another plane but had to wait I missed the bus &#8217;cause we were late Then had to stand out in the cold All the delays had gotten old And traffic as we got to Naas We crawled along &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/11\/12\/181112\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">181112<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,67,37,72,29,48,31,55,50],"class_list":["post-2963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-birthday","tag-friends","tag-home","tag-ireland","tag-planes","tag-tabletop-games","tag-uk","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2964,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions\/2964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}