{"id":2953,"date":"2018-11-02T09:49:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-02T16:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2018-11-02T09:49:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-02T16:49:09","slug":"181102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/11\/02\/181102\/","title":{"rendered":"181102"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181102.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181102<br \/>\nLend me your ear<\/p>\n<p>There once was a painter named Vinny<br \/>\nWho liked models both fat and skinny<br \/>\nHe frequented bars<br \/>\nAnd liked painting stars<br \/>\nThen shot himself just like a ninny<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181102 Lend me your ear There once was a painter named Vinny Who liked models both fat and skinny He frequented bars And liked painting stars Then shot himself just like a ninny\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181102 Lend me your ear There once was a painter named Vinny Who liked models both fat and skinny He frequented bars And liked painting stars Then shot himself just like a ninny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[82,68,60],"class_list":["post-2953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-drawings","tag-drinking","tag-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2954,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953\/revisions\/2954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}