{"id":2951,"date":"2018-10-31T06:50:39","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T13:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2951"},"modified":"2019-10-16T04:34:48","modified_gmt":"2019-10-16T11:34:48","slug":"181031","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/10\/31\/181031\/","title":{"rendered":"181031"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181031.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181031<br \/>\nTouch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me<\/p>\n<p>While I\u2019m handing out the candy<br \/>\nRocky Horror makes me randy<br \/>\nSweets and treats for all the kiddies<br \/>\nAs I stare at Janet\u2019s titties<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181031 Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me While I\u2019m handing out the candy Rocky Horror makes me randy Sweets and treats for all the kiddies As I stare at Janet\u2019s titties\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181031 Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me While I\u2019m handing out the candy Rocky Horror makes me randy Sweets and treats for all the kiddies As I stare at Janet\u2019s titties<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,62,39,34,97,113,79],"class_list":["post-2951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-halloween","tag-holidays","tag-movies","tag-naughty","tag-rhps","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2952,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions\/2952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}