{"id":295,"date":"2013-05-04T16:04:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T23:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=295"},"modified":"2016-04-22T14:37:12","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T21:37:12","slug":"0504","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/04\/0504\/","title":{"rendered":"0504"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/052013\/0504.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0504<br \/>\nUtinni!<\/p>\n<p>From Luke to Yoda to R2D2<br \/>\nTo Han Solo &#8211; &#8220;May the 4th be with you!&#8221;<br \/>\nFrom A New Hope to Empire to Jedi<br \/>\nWe know that Darth Vader is the bad guy<br \/>\nThe prequels sucked from here to the Death Star<br \/>\nAnakin is a brat and fuck Jar Jar<br \/>\nWill VII through IX redeem the franchise?<br \/>\nThey only sure thing is more merchandise<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0504 Utinni! From Luke to Yoda to R2D2 To Han Solo - \\\"May the 4th be with you!\\\" From A New Hope to Empire to Jedi We know that Darth Vader is the bad guy The prequels sucked from here to the Death Star Anakin is a brat and fuck Jar Jar Will VII through IX redeem the franchise? They only sure thing is more merchandise\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0504 Utinni! From Luke to Yoda to R2D2 To Han Solo &#8211; &#8220;May the 4th be with you!&#8221; From A New Hope to Empire to Jedi We know that Darth Vader is the bad guy The prequels sucked from here to the Death Star Anakin is a brat and fuck Jar Jar Will VII through &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/05\/04\/0504\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0504<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,22],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-movies","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":461,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}