{"id":2897,"date":"2018-10-05T13:26:49","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T20:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2897"},"modified":"2021-06-17T02:48:31","modified_gmt":"2021-06-17T09:48:31","slug":"181005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/10\/05\/181005\/","title":{"rendered":"181005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181005.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181005<br \/>\nHis own fields were barren or fallow<\/p>\n<p>There once was a fella from Mallow<br \/>\nWho was without depth and quite shallow<br \/>\nNo lass good enough<br \/>\nHis pillow he\u2019d fluff<br \/>\nAnd into it wank with beef tallow<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181005 His own fields were barren or fallow There once was a fella from Mallow Who was without depth and quite shallow No lass good enough His pillow he\u2019d fluff And into it wank with beef tallow\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181005 His own fields were barren or fallow There once was a fella from Mallow Who was without depth and quite shallow No lass good enough His pillow he\u2019d fluff And into it wank with beef tallow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[46,66,97,127],"class_list":["post-2897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-bed","tag-dick","tag-naughty","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2897"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2898,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions\/2898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}