{"id":2894,"date":"2018-10-03T05:53:16","date_gmt":"2018-10-03T12:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2018-10-03T05:53:16","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T12:53:16","slug":"181003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/10\/03\/181003\/","title":{"rendered":"181003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/181003.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>181003<br \/>\nEvery word is insincere<\/p>\n<p>Lifetime judge his dream career<br \/>\nAnd he really likes his beer<br \/>\nHe\u2019s unhinged that is quite clear<br \/>\nShe has lived a life of fear<br \/>\nJizztrumpet will taunt and jeer<br \/>\nRabid fans did clap and cheer<br \/>\nWhen will this all disappear?<br \/>\nHope he chokes on his next beer<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"181003 Every word is insincere Lifetime judge his dream career And he really likes his beer He\u2019s unhinged that is quite clear She has lived a life of fear Jizztrumpet will taunt and jeer Rabid fans did clap and cheer When will this all disappear? Hope he chokes on his next beer\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>181003 Every word is insincere Lifetime judge his dream career And he really likes his beer He\u2019s unhinged that is quite clear She has lived a life of fear Jizztrumpet will taunt and jeer Rabid fans did clap and cheer When will this all disappear? Hope he chokes on his next beer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,18,68,92,16,86],"class_list":["post-2894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-celebrities","tag-drinking","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2895,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions\/2895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}