{"id":2879,"date":"2018-09-28T05:19:20","date_gmt":"2018-09-28T12:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2879"},"modified":"2018-09-28T05:19:20","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T12:19:20","slug":"180928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/09\/28\/180928\/","title":{"rendered":"180928"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180928.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180928<br \/>\nAre we not doing phrasing anymore?<\/p>\n<p>There once was an agent named Lana<br \/>\nA hottie &#8211; as hot as a sauna<br \/>\nThough he held out hope<br \/>\nShe told Archer \u201cNope!\u201d<br \/>\nHer danger zone was his nirvana<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180928 Are we not doing phrasing anymore? There once was an agent named Lana A hottie - as hot as a sauna Though he held out hope She told Archer \u201cNope!\u201d Her danger zone was his nirvana\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180928 Are we not doing phrasing anymore? There once was an agent named Lana A hottie &#8211; as hot as a sauna Though he held out hope She told Archer \u201cNope!\u201d Her danger zone was his nirvana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[60,97,12],"class_list":["post-2879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-guns","tag-naughty","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2880,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879\/revisions\/2880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}