{"id":2871,"date":"2018-09-19T09:54:56","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T16:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2871"},"modified":"2018-09-28T05:20:57","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T12:20:57","slug":"180919","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/09\/19\/180919\/","title":{"rendered":"180919"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180919.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180919<br \/>\nToad is a dick!<\/p>\n<p>Raphael has a pointy sai<br \/>\nCaptain Mal has a Firefly<br \/>\nGI Joe has a kung fu grip<br \/>\nJizztrumpet has a mushroom tip<br \/>\nMs Pac-Man has a cute hair bow<br \/>\nThese are things that I can\u2019t unknow<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180919 Toad is a dick! Raphael has a pointy sai Captain Mal has a Firefly GI Joe has a kung fu grip Jizztrumpet has a mushroom tip Ms Pac-Man has a cute hair bow These are things that I can\u2019t unknow\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180919 Toad is a dick! Raphael has a pointy sai Captain Mal has a Firefly GI Joe has a kung fu grip Jizztrumpet has a mushroom tip Ms Pac-Man has a cute hair bow These are things that I can\u2019t unknow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,66,92,34,19,16,88,12],"class_list":["post-2871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-dick","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-movies","tag-nerd","tag-politics","tag-toys","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2871"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2883,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions\/2883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}