{"id":2844,"date":"2018-08-24T05:01:05","date_gmt":"2018-08-24T12:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2844"},"modified":"2018-08-24T05:01:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-24T12:01:05","slug":"180824","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/08\/24\/180824\/","title":{"rendered":"180824"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180824.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180824<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s with the Crisco<\/p>\n<p>There once was a pope named Francisco<br \/>\nWho roofied some dudes at a disco<br \/>\nWith all of the noise<br \/>\nThe three altar boys<br \/>\nWere certainly worth the huge risk-o<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180824 What\\'s with the Crisco There once was a pope named Francisco Who roofied some dudes at a disco With all of the noise The three altar boys Were certainly worth the huge risk-o\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180824 What&#8217;s with the Crisco There once was a pope named Francisco Who roofied some dudes at a disco With all of the noise The three altar boys Were certainly worth the huge risk-o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,97,21,71],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-naughty","tag-pope","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2845,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions\/2845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}