{"id":2841,"date":"2018-08-22T03:12:18","date_gmt":"2018-08-22T10:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2841"},"modified":"2018-08-22T07:59:42","modified_gmt":"2018-08-22T14:59:42","slug":"2841","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/08\/22\/2841\/","title":{"rendered":"180822"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180822.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180822<br \/>\nBut you should share this<\/p>\n<p>Go see the pope in Phoenix Park<br \/>\nStroll through an alley after dark<br \/>\nJump in a pile of broken glass<br \/>\nIgnore effects of greenhouse gas<br \/>\nElect outsiders out of spite<br \/>\nIn thunderstorms go fly a kite<br \/>\nDon\u2019t bother wiping after poo<br \/>\nThese are some things you should not do<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180822 But you should share this Go see the pope in Phoenix Park Stroll through an alley after dark Jump in a pile of broken glass Ignore effects of greenhouse gas Elect outsiders out of spite In thunderstorms go fly a kite Don\u2019t bother wiping after poo These are some things you should not do\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180822 But you should share this Go see the pope in Phoenix Park Stroll through an alley after dark Jump in a pile of broken glass Ignore effects of greenhouse gas Elect outsiders out of spite In thunderstorms go fly a kite Don\u2019t bother wiping after poo These are some things you should not do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,29,92,16,17,21,71,50],"class_list":["post-2841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-ireland","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-pope","tag-religion","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2841"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2843,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions\/2843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}