{"id":2824,"date":"2018-08-10T13:27:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-10T20:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2824"},"modified":"2018-08-11T17:31:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-12T00:31:09","slug":"180810","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/08\/10\/180810\/","title":{"rendered":"180810"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180810.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180810<br \/>\nHer middle name was Mulva<\/p>\n<p>There once was a lass named Dolores<br \/>\nWhose sexual tales would not bore us<br \/>\nFirst kissing of lips<br \/>\nThen grinding of hips<br \/>\nIt always would end with clitoris<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180810 Her middle name was Mulva There once was a lass named Dolores Whose sexual tales would not bore us First kissing of lips Then grinding of hips It always would end with clitoris\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180810 Her middle name was Mulva There once was a lass named Dolores Whose sexual tales would not bore us First kissing of lips Then grinding of hips It always would end with clitoris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-2824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2824"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2824"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2827,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2824\/revisions\/2827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}