{"id":2820,"date":"2018-08-06T13:24:38","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T20:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2820"},"modified":"2018-08-06T13:24:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T20:24:38","slug":"180806","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/08\/06\/180806\/","title":{"rendered":"180806"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180806.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180806<br \/>\nThe trouble with stubble<\/p>\n<p>Kissing scruff can cause beard burn<br \/>\nIt\u2019s a badge that\u2019s fun to earn<br \/>\nFolks can also get \u2018stache rash<br \/>\nIt turns up when faces smash<br \/>\nStubble might lead to red bumps<br \/>\nTrouble signs of hairy humps<br \/>\nWhiskers tickle cheeks and lips<br \/>\nUp above or down by hips<br \/>\nIf you find a face that\u2019s cute<br \/>\nTake some care if it\u2019s hirsute<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180806 The trouble with stubble Kissing scruff can cause beard burn It\u2019s a badge that\u2019s fun to earn Folks can also get \u2018stache rash It turns up when faces smash Stubble might lead to red bumps Trouble signs of hairy humps Whiskers tickle cheeks and lips Up above or down by hips If you find a face that\u2019s cute Take some care if it\u2019s hirsute\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180806 The trouble with stubble Kissing scruff can cause beard burn It\u2019s a badge that\u2019s fun to earn Folks can also get \u2018stache rash It turns up when faces smash Stubble might lead to red bumps Trouble signs of hairy humps Whiskers tickle cheeks and lips Up above or down by hips If you find &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/08\/06\/180806\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">180806<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84,97],"class_list":["post-2820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-hair","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}