{"id":2813,"date":"2018-07-30T15:47:29","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T22:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:47:29","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T22:47:29","slug":"180730","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/07\/30\/180730\/","title":{"rendered":"180730"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180730.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180730<br \/>\nHe shan\u2019t do that again<\/p>\n<p>Woke last night to quite a scare<br \/>\nSomething riled up Brownie bear<br \/>\nWent downstairs to scrutinize<br \/>\nAnd could not believe my eyes<br \/>\nLittle Linc was moaning low<br \/>\nHe had stuck his pinky toe<br \/>\nIn the radiator grill<br \/>\nUnderneath the window sill<br \/>\nHe was hanging upside down<br \/>\nFront paws couldn\u2019t touch the ground<br \/>\nDon\u2019t know how long he was there<br \/>\nFlailing, mewling in the air<br \/>\nPicked him up and set him free<br \/>\nLinc collapsed upon my knee<br \/>\nWe had gotten such a fright<br \/>\nThat we slept all day and night<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180730 He shan\u2019t do that again Woke last night to quite a scare Something riled up Brownie bear Went downstairs to scrutinize And could not believe my eyes Little Linc was moaning low He had stuck his pinky toe In the radiator grill Underneath the window sill He was hanging upside down Front paws couldn\u2019t touch the ground Don\u2019t know how long he was there Flailing, mewling in the air Picked him up and set him free Linc collapsed upon my knee We had gotten such a fright That we slept all day and night\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180730 He shan\u2019t do that again Woke last night to quite a scare Something riled up Brownie bear Went downstairs to scrutinize And could not believe my eyes Little Linc was moaning low He had stuck his pinky toe In the radiator grill Underneath the window sill He was hanging upside down Front paws couldn\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/07\/30\/180730\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">180730<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,8,95],"class_list":["post-2813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-linc","tag-pain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2814,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions\/2814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}