{"id":2789,"date":"2018-07-06T10:44:34","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2789"},"modified":"2021-02-05T15:21:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:21:22","slug":"180706","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/07\/06\/180706\/","title":{"rendered":"180706"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180706.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180706<br \/>\nWater restrictions in Ireland?!?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been so long without the rain<br \/>\nSure it\u2019s as hot as France or Spain<br \/>\nThe whitest Irish has a tan<br \/>\nWe\u2019re now under a hosepipe ban<br \/>\nWith dirty cars and dying plants<br \/>\nWe need to do a Riverdance<br \/>\nDry kiddie pools &#8211; ain\u2019t that a bitch<br \/>\nWhile water sprays the hurling pitch!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180706 Water restrictions in Ireland?!? It\u2019s been so long without the rain Sure it\u2019s as hot as France or Spain The whitest Irish has a tan We\u2019re now under a hosepipe ban With dirty cars and dying plants We need to do a Riverdance Dry kiddie pools - ain\u2019t that a bitch While water sprays the hurling pitch!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180706 Water restrictions in Ireland?!? It\u2019s been so long without the rain Sure it\u2019s as hot as France or Spain The whitest Irish has a tan We\u2019re now under a hosepipe ban With dirty cars and dying plants We need to do a Riverdance Dry kiddie pools &#8211; ain\u2019t that a bitch While water sprays &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/07\/06\/180706\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">180706<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,123,52,29,64,50],"class_list":["post-2789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-dancing","tag-europe","tag-ireland","tag-sports","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2789"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3859,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789\/revisions\/3859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}