{"id":2764,"date":"2018-06-13T04:13:56","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T11:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2018-06-22T00:29:05","modified_gmt":"2018-06-22T07:29:05","slug":"180613","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/06\/13\/180613\/","title":{"rendered":"180613"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180613.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180613<br \/>\n\u201cI hate you.\u201d \u201cI know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As Star Wars goes, this ain\u2019t the worst<br \/>\nThey got it right when Han shot first<br \/>\nBut this Han was slightly #Yolo<br \/>\nThat\u2019s why I was meh for Solo<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180613 \u201cI hate you.\u201d \u201cI know.\u201d As Star Wars goes, this ain\u2019t the worst They got it right when Han shot first But this Han was slightly #Yolo That\u2019s why I was meh for Solo\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180613 \u201cI hate you.\u201d \u201cI know.\u201d As Star Wars goes, this ain\u2019t the worst They got it right when Han shot first But this Han was slightly #Yolo That\u2019s why I was meh for Solo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[44,34,22],"class_list":["post-2764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-gambling","tag-movies","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2764"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2776,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2764\/revisions\/2776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}