{"id":2718,"date":"2018-04-27T15:10:48","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T22:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2718"},"modified":"2018-05-05T15:12:17","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T22:12:17","slug":"180427","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/04\/27\/180427\/","title":{"rendered":"180427"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180427.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180427<br \/>\nHey hey hey! You\u2019re a rapist!<\/p>\n<p>For years I laughed at my friend Bill<br \/>\nBut then I heard he slipped a pill<br \/>\nInto a pretty lady\u2019s glass<br \/>\nAnd now that Bill\u2019s a fucking ass<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180427 Hey hey hey! You\u2019re a rapist! For years I laughed at my friend Bill But then I heard he slipped a pill Into a pretty lady\u2019s glass And now that Bill\u2019s a fucking ass\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180427 Hey hey hey! You\u2019re a rapist! For years I laughed at my friend Bill But then I heard he slipped a pill Into a pretty lady\u2019s glass And now that Bill\u2019s a fucking ass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,68],"class_list":["post-2718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-drinking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2719,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718\/revisions\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}