{"id":271,"date":"2013-04-22T14:28:35","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T21:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=271"},"modified":"2016-07-19T15:09:03","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T22:09:03","slug":"0422","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/04\/22\/0422\/","title":{"rendered":"0422"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/042013\/0422.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0422<br \/>\nJolt me baby!<\/p>\n<p>I adore thee caffeine<br \/>\nYou make Mondays less mean<br \/>\nMy day starts with hot tea<br \/>\nLess bitter than coffee<br \/>\nI need a lunch buzz too<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Diet Mt. Dew<br \/>\nA dinner with iced tea<br \/>\nIs how it&#8217;s gonna be<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t have to say this twice<br \/>\nCaffeine is my worst vice<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0422 Jolt me baby! I adore thee caffeine You make Mondays less mean My day starts with hot tea Less bitter than coffee I need a lunch buzz too It\\'s Diet Mt. Dew A dinner with iced tea Is how it\\'s gonna be Don\\'t have to say this twice Caffeine is my worst vice\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0422 Jolt me baby! I adore thee caffeine You make Mondays less mean My day starts with hot tea Less bitter than coffee I need a lunch buzz too It&#8217;s Diet Mt. Dew A dinner with iced tea Is how it&#8217;s gonna be Don&#8217;t have to say this twice Caffeine is my worst vice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}