{"id":2646,"date":"2018-02-28T23:17:22","date_gmt":"2018-03-01T07:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2646"},"modified":"2018-02-28T23:17:22","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T07:17:22","slug":"180228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/02\/28\/180228\/","title":{"rendered":"180228"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180228.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180228<br \/>\nDownward farting dog<\/p>\n<p>Brownie has a dootie<br \/>\nBrewing in his booty<br \/>\nThough he is my buddy<br \/>\nHis stench is real cruddy<br \/>\nWhat is in his belly<br \/>\nThat could be so smelly?<br \/>\nMaybe it&#8217;s the fish skin<br \/>\nThat he had for din-din<br \/>\nNow my nose is smarting<br \/>\n&#8220;Brownie please stop farting!<br \/>\nYour ass gas is rotten<br \/>\nGo and get to squattin&#8217;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180228 Downward farting dog Brownie has a dootie Brewing in his booty Though he is my buddy His stench is real cruddy What is in his belly That could be so smelly? Maybe it\\'s the fish skin That he had for din-din Now my nose is smarting \\\"Brownie please stop farting! Your ass gas is rotten Go and get to squattin\\'!\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180228 Downward farting dog Brownie has a dootie Brewing in his booty Though he is my buddy His stench is real cruddy What is in his belly That could be so smelly? Maybe it&#8217;s the fish skin That he had for din-din Now my nose is smarting &#8220;Brownie please stop farting! Your ass gas is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/02\/28\/180228\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">180228<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,13,53,37],"class_list":["post-2646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2647,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions\/2647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}