{"id":2571,"date":"2018-01-03T10:51:19","date_gmt":"2018-01-03T18:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2571"},"modified":"2018-01-03T10:51:19","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T18:51:19","slug":"180103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2018\/01\/03\/180103\/","title":{"rendered":"180103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2018\/180103.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>180103<br \/>\nThings a Jizztrumpet would tweet<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My grabbing of pussies is great&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I\u2019m best when I\u2019m tweeting out hate&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;My button is bigger than yours&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I\u2019m gonna cause nuclear wars&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"180103 Things a Jizztrumpet would tweet \\\"My grabbing of pussies is great\\\" \\\"I\u2019m best when I\u2019m tweeting out hate\\\" \\\"My button is bigger than yours\\\" \\\"I\u2019m gonna cause nuclear wars\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>180103 Things a Jizztrumpet would tweet &#8220;My grabbing of pussies is great&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m best when I\u2019m tweeting out hate&#8221; &#8220;My button is bigger than yours&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m gonna cause nuclear wars&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,16,80],"class_list":["post-2571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2572,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2571\/revisions\/2572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}