{"id":2560,"date":"2017-12-27T22:54:56","date_gmt":"2017-12-28T06:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2560"},"modified":"2017-12-27T22:54:56","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T06:54:56","slug":"171227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/12\/27\/171227\/","title":{"rendered":"171227"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/171227.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>171227<br \/>\nSo over 2017<\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t wait for this year to end<br \/>\nSo hard losing my best friend<br \/>\nJizztrumpet is a big child<br \/>\nNeo-Nazis running wild<br \/>\nOrders for a Muslim ban<br \/>\nStimulates the Ku Klux Klan<br \/>\nAll women hashtag #MeToo<br \/>\nRoy Moore\u2019s lawyer is a Jew<br \/>\nRich folks got a big tax break<br \/>\nBigots won\u2019t bake wedding cake<br \/>\nStar Wars fans hate number VIII<br \/>\nNext year best be fucking great<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"171227 So over 2017 Can\u2019t wait for this year to end So hard losing my best friend Jizztrumpet is a big child Neo-Nazis running wild Orders for a Muslim ban Stimulates the Ku Klux Klan All women hashtag #MeToo Roy Moore\u2019s lawyer is a Jew Rich folks got a big tax break Bigots won\u2019t bake wedding cake Star Wars fans hate number VIII Next year best be fucking great\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>171227 So over 2017 Can\u2019t wait for this year to end So hard losing my best friend Jizztrumpet is a big child Neo-Nazis running wild Orders for a Muslim ban Stimulates the Ku Klux Klan All women hashtag #MeToo Roy Moore\u2019s lawyer is a Jew Rich folks got a big tax break Bigots won\u2019t bake &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/12\/27\/171227\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">171227<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,37,7,92,42,34,16,43,71,22,80,86],"class_list":["post-2560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-friends","tag-jean","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-lgbt","tag-movies","tag-politics","tag-racism","tag-religion","tag-star-wars","tag-tech","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2561,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2560\/revisions\/2561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}