{"id":2538,"date":"2017-11-29T10:31:24","date_gmt":"2017-11-29T18:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2017-11-30T10:32:32","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T18:32:32","slug":"171129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/11\/29\/171129\/","title":{"rendered":"171129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/171129.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>171129<br \/>\nWe are America&#8217;s HR Dept!!!<\/p>\n<p>In big business you get fired<br \/>\nIn Hollywood you get fired<br \/>\nIn media you get fired<br \/>\nIn publishing you get fired<br \/>\nAt CBS you get fired<br \/>\nAt House of Cards you get fired<br \/>\nAt MPR you get fired<br \/>\nAt NBC you get fired<br \/>\nNo matter what has transpired<br \/>\nIn Politics you get hired<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"171129 We are America\\'s HR Dept!!! In big business you get fired In Hollywood you get fired In media you get fired In publishing you get fired At CBS you get fired At House of Cards you get fired At MPR you get fired At NBC you get fired No matter what has transpired In Politics you get hired\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>171129 We are America&#8217;s HR Dept!!! In big business you get fired In Hollywood you get fired In media you get fired In publishing you get fired At CBS you get fired At House of Cards you get fired At MPR you get fired At NBC you get fired No matter what has transpired In &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/11\/29\/171129\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">171129<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[92,16,79,12,86],"class_list":["post-2538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-signs","tag-tv","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2539,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions\/2539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}