{"id":2487,"date":"2017-09-30T11:53:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T18:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2017-10-14T11:59:01","modified_gmt":"2017-10-14T18:59:01","slug":"170930","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/09\/30\/170930\/","title":{"rendered":"170930"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170930.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170930<br \/>\nUncanny granny<\/p>\n<p>There once was a boy from Mulranny<br \/>\nWho always stayed home with his granny<br \/>\nHe tripped on her skirt<br \/>\nThough he wasn&#8217;t hurt<br \/>\nHe went blind when he saw her fanny<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170930 Uncanny granny There once was a boy from Mulranny Who always stayed home with his granny He tripped on her skirt Though he wasn\\'t hurt He went blind when he saw her fanny\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170930 Uncanny granny There once was a boy from Mulranny Who always stayed home with his granny He tripped on her skirt Though he wasn&#8217;t hurt He went blind when he saw her fanny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-ireland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2488,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}