{"id":2482,"date":"2017-09-23T00:47:18","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T07:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2018-01-31T16:01:27","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T00:01:27","slug":"170923","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/09\/23\/170923\/","title":{"rendered":"170923"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170923.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170923<br \/>\nI&#8217;m leaving on a jet plane<\/p>\n<p>Flying in an aeroplane<br \/>\nCan lead to tremendous pain<br \/>\nWay up in the friendly skies<br \/>\nYour ears start to pressurize<br \/>\nWhen the plane starts to descend<br \/>\nChewing gum is your best friend<br \/>\nIf your eardrums fail to pop<br \/>\nTry to suck on a cough drop<br \/>\nIf that doesn&#8217;t do the trick<br \/>\nBlow your nose as if you&#8217;re sick<br \/>\nThus endeth my travel tip<br \/>\nWrite these down for your next trip<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170923 I\\'m leaving on a jet plane Flying in an aeroplane Can lead to tremendous pain Way up in the friendly skies Your ears start to pressurize When the plane starts to descend Chewing gum is your best friend If your eardrums fail to pop Try to suck on a cough drop If that doesn\\'t do the trick Blow your nose as if you\\'re sick Thus endeth my travel tip Write these down for your next trip\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170923 I&#8217;m leaving on a jet plane Flying in an aeroplane Can lead to tremendous pain Way up in the friendly skies Your ears start to pressurize When the plane starts to descend Chewing gum is your best friend If your eardrums fail to pop Try to suck on a cough drop If that doesn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/09\/23\/170923\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170923<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[95,48,73,99,41],"class_list":["post-2482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-pain","tag-planes","tag-sick","tag-sit","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2483,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions\/2483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}