{"id":2464,"date":"2017-09-09T01:01:20","date_gmt":"2017-09-09T08:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2464"},"modified":"2018-01-31T16:02:06","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T00:02:06","slug":"170909","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/09\/09\/170909\/","title":{"rendered":"170909"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170909.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170909<br \/>\nHB2U<\/p>\n<p>Hope your day is swell and happy<br \/>\nBetter not be hell and crappy<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s more than you can handle<br \/>\nBurn an asshole with a candle<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170909 HB2U Hope your day is swell and happy Better not be hell and crappy If it\\'s more than you can handle Burn an asshole with a candle\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170909 HB2U Hope your day is swell and happy Better not be hell and crappy If it&#8217;s more than you can handle Burn an asshole with a candle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,18,93,92,16,98],"class_list":["post-2464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-birthday","tag-celebrities","tag-fire","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-run"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2464"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2607,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions\/2607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}