{"id":245,"date":"2013-04-09T14:02:44","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T21:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=245"},"modified":"2016-04-22T14:48:43","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T21:48:43","slug":"0409","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/04\/09\/0409\/","title":{"rendered":"0409"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/042013\/0409.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0409<br \/>\nJosh Whiffs-a-ton<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t worry about North Korea<br \/>\nOr if GMOs cause diarrhea<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care that Lohan&#8217;s on Letterman<br \/>\nOr when Tom Cruise will be a better man<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know about any of that shit<br \/>\nBut when will Josh Hamilton get a hit?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0409 Josh Whiffs-a-ton I don\\'t worry about North Korea Or if GMOs cause diarrhea I don\\'t care that Lohan\\'s on Letterman Or when Tom Cruise will be a better man I don\\'t know about any of that shit But when will Josh Hamilton get a hit?\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0409 Josh Whiffs-a-ton I don&#8217;t worry about North Korea Or if GMOs cause diarrhea I don&#8217;t care that Lohan&#8217;s on Letterman Or when Tom Cruise will be a better man I don&#8217;t know about any of that shit But when will Josh Hamilton get a hit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32,18,16],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-baseball","tag-celebrities","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":489,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}