{"id":2434,"date":"2017-07-03T17:24:46","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T00:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2434"},"modified":"2017-07-03T17:24:46","modified_gmt":"2017-07-04T00:24:46","slug":"170703","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/07\/03\/170703\/","title":{"rendered":"170703"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170703.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170703<br \/>\nHappy fucking Fourth of July<\/p>\n<p>On this sad 4th of July<br \/>\nThe Jizztrumpet makes me cry<br \/>\nHe shows allies no respect<br \/>\nWorld wide image is now wrecked<br \/>\nPresidential he is not<br \/>\nMelting down our melting pot<br \/>\nEvery tweet&#8217;s a dis or brag<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s like shitting on the flag<br \/>\nThough we beg, urge and beseech<br \/>\nGOP will not impeach<br \/>\nWhile you eat your barbecue<br \/>\nThe POTUS is fucking you<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170703 Happy fucking Fourth of July On this sad 4th of July The Jizztrumpet makes me cry He shows allies no respect World wide image is now wrecked Presidential he is not Melting down our melting pot Every tweet\\'s a dis or brag It\\'s like shitting on the flag Though we beg, urge and beseech GOP will not impeach While you eat your barbecue The POTUS is fucking you\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170703 Happy fucking Fourth of July On this sad 4th of July The Jizztrumpet makes me cry He shows allies no respect World wide image is now wrecked Presidential he is not Melting down our melting pot Every tweet&#8217;s a dis or brag It&#8217;s like shitting on the flag Though we beg, urge and beseech &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/07\/03\/170703\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170703<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,18,78,53,39,92,16,79,80],"class_list":["post-2434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-celebrities","tag-flags","tag-food","tag-holidays","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-signs","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2435,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434\/revisions\/2435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}