{"id":2414,"date":"2017-06-12T21:59:05","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T04:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2414"},"modified":"2017-06-30T21:48:14","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T04:48:14","slug":"170612","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/06\/12\/170612\/","title":{"rendered":"170612"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170612.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170612<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a vile vial<\/p>\n<p>If you have the runs for weeks<br \/>\nSquirting out between your cheeks<br \/>\nYou might have to test your poo<br \/>\nThis is what you have to do<br \/>\nFirst, you have to make a poop<br \/>\nThen you gather with a scoop<br \/>\nTake the steamy, stinky pile<br \/>\nPlace it gently in the vial<br \/>\nDo not fling and do not jab<br \/>\nTake it quickly to a lab<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s the funny part of it<br \/>\nScientists will check your shit<br \/>\nThey will test what smells like hell<br \/>\nAll to make sure that you&#8217;re well<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170612 That\\'s a vile vial If you have the runs for weeks Squirting out between your cheeks You might have to test your poo This is what you have to do First, you have to make a poop Then you gather with a scoop Take the steamy, stinky pile Place it gently in the vial Do not fling and do not jab Take it quickly to a lab Here\\'s the funny part of it Scientists will check your shit They will test what smells like hell All to make sure that you\\'re well\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170612 That&#8217;s a vile vial If you have the runs for weeks Squirting out between your cheeks You might have to test your poo This is what you have to do First, you have to make a poop Then you gather with a scoop Take the steamy, stinky pile Place it gently in the vial &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/06\/12\/170612\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170612<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,73],"class_list":["post-2414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-poo","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2415,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414\/revisions\/2415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}