{"id":2396,"date":"2017-05-26T15:23:49","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T22:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2396"},"modified":"2018-01-31T16:04:59","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T00:04:59","slug":"170526","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/26\/170526\/","title":{"rendered":"170526"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170526.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170526<br \/>\nSad!<\/p>\n<p>Jizztrumpet says Germans are bad<br \/>\nOne of the worst was his own dad<br \/>\nThis has to make most teutons mad<br \/>\nBut does make him Putin&#8217;s comrade<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170526 Sad! Jizztrumpet says Germans are bad One of the worst was his own dad This has to make most teutons mad But does make him Putin\\'s comrade\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170526 Sad! Jizztrumpet says Germans are bad One of the worst was his own dad This has to make most teutons mad But does make him Putin&#8217;s comrade<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,52,78,92,16,79],"class_list":["post-2396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-europe","tag-flags","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2397,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions\/2397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}