{"id":2391,"date":"2017-05-22T12:26:23","date_gmt":"2017-05-22T19:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2391"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:21:38","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:21:38","slug":"170522","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/22\/170522\/","title":{"rendered":"170522"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170522.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170522<br \/>\nApologies to John, Paul, George and Ringo<\/p>\n<p>Melania told Jizztrumpet<br \/>\nI hate your orange tan<br \/>\nThen she told Jizztrumpet<br \/>\nYour stupid Muslim ban<br \/>\nYour tiny, wrinkled gland<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t want to hold your hand<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170522 Apologies to John, Paul, George and Ringo Melania told Jizztrumpet I hate your orange tan Then she told Jizztrumpet Your stupid Muslim ban Your tiny, wrinkled gland Don\\'t want to hold your hand\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170522 Apologies to John, Paul, George and Ringo Melania told Jizztrumpet I hate your orange tan Then she told Jizztrumpet Your stupid Muslim ban Your tiny, wrinkled gland Don&#8217;t want to hold your hand<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,90,66,92,11,16,71,26],"class_list":["post-2391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-colors","tag-dick","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-music","tag-politics","tag-religion","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2392,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391\/revisions\/2392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}