{"id":2389,"date":"2017-05-19T11:45:02","date_gmt":"2017-05-19T18:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2017-05-19T11:45:02","modified_gmt":"2017-05-19T18:45:02","slug":"170519","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/19\/170519\/","title":{"rendered":"170519"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170519.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170519<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a piss poor day<\/p>\n<p>Sitting, trying to excrete<br \/>\nEarwig on the toilet seat!<br \/>\nMakes me jump in a heartbeat<br \/>\nFrantically I cry and bleat<br \/>\nThen I dribble on my feet<br \/>\nGrotesque insect so petite<br \/>\nGrab it with a two-ply sheet<br \/>\nWad it up all tight and neat<br \/>\nFlush it down so indiscreet<br \/>\nVictory is bittersweet<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170519 It\\'s a piss poor day Sitting, trying to excrete Earwig on the toilet seat! Makes me jump in a heartbeat Frantically I cry and bleat Then I dribble on my feet Grotesque insect so petite Grab it with a two-ply sheet Wad it up all tight and neat Flush it down so indiscreet Victory is bittersweet\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170519 It&#8217;s a piss poor day Sitting, trying to excrete Earwig on the toilet seat! Makes me jump in a heartbeat Frantically I cry and bleat Then I dribble on my feet Grotesque insect so petite Grab it with a two-ply sheet Wad it up all tight and neat Flush it down so indiscreet Victory &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/19\/170519\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170519<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,49,17],"class_list":["post-2389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-bathroom","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2390,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions\/2390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}