{"id":2381,"date":"2017-05-12T14:49:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-12T21:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2017-05-15T22:03:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T05:03:56","slug":"170512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/12\/170512\/","title":{"rendered":"170512"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170512.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170512<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t drive angry<\/p>\n<p>I tell you this, it is no lie<br \/>\nDrivers today want me to die<br \/>\nAt least four times I&#8217;ve used my horn<br \/>\nThe first two beeps were in the morn<br \/>\nTwo near side-swipes on way to work<br \/>\nAnd then at lunch another jerk<br \/>\nHe came at me from the wrong way<br \/>\nThen flipped me off to end the fray<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s not enough, now here&#8217;s a truck<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s backing up, *honk* what the fuck?!?<br \/>\nThis bad driving has caused a shock<br \/>\nWhen I go home, I think I&#8217;ll walk<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170512 Don\\'t drive angry I tell you this, it is no lie Drivers today want me to die At least four times I\\'ve used my horn The first two beeps were in the morn Two near side-swipes on way to work And then at lunch another jerk He came at me from the wrong way Then flipped me off to end the fray That\\'s not enough, now here\\'s a truck It\\'s backing up, *honk* what the fuck?!? This bad driving has caused a shock When I go home, I think I\\'ll walk\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170512 Don&#8217;t drive angry I tell you this, it is no lie Drivers today want me to die At least four times I&#8217;ve used my horn The first two beeps were in the morn Two near side-swipes on way to work And then at lunch another jerk He came at me from the wrong way &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/12\/170512\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170512<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15],"class_list":["post-2381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2383,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions\/2383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}