{"id":2379,"date":"2017-05-10T15:01:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-10T22:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2379"},"modified":"2017-05-10T15:01:28","modified_gmt":"2017-05-10T22:01:28","slug":"170510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/10\/170510\/","title":{"rendered":"170510"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170510.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170510<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only been 110 days!<\/p>\n<p>Jizztrumpet is Nixonian<br \/>\nHis orders are draconian<br \/>\nThe consummate vulgarian<br \/>\nThe Comey thing &#8211; contrarian<br \/>\nConstant attacks on media<br \/>\nPrecipitates acedia<br \/>\nThe US ain&#8217;t utopia<br \/>\nBut let&#8217;s avoid dystopia<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170510 It\\'s only been 110 days! Jizztrumpet is Nixonian His orders are draconian The consummate vulgarian The Comey thing - contrarian Constant attacks on media Precipitates acedia The US ain\\'t utopia But let\\'s avoid dystopia\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170510 It&#8217;s only been 110 days! Jizztrumpet is Nixonian His orders are draconian The consummate vulgarian The Comey thing &#8211; contrarian Constant attacks on media Precipitates acedia The US ain&#8217;t utopia But let&#8217;s avoid dystopia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,92,75,16],"class_list":["post-2379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-news","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2380,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379\/revisions\/2380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}