{"id":2377,"date":"2017-05-08T22:16:04","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T05:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2377"},"modified":"2017-09-06T14:29:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T21:29:55","slug":"170508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/08\/170508\/","title":{"rendered":"170508"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170508.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170508<br \/>\nLiar, liar Jizztrumpet on fire<\/p>\n<p>There once was a hero named Sally<br \/>\nShe knew that Flynn was Russia&#8217;s pally<br \/>\nShe gave evidence<br \/>\nThat Flynn lied to Pence<br \/>\nWhich might bring about Trump&#8217;s finale<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170508 Liar, liar Jizztrumpet on fire There once was a hero named Sally She knew that Flynn was Russia\\'s pally She gave evidence That Flynn lied to Pence Which might bring about Trump\\'s finale\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170508 Liar, liar Jizztrumpet on fire There once was a hero named Sally She knew that Flynn was Russia&#8217;s pally She gave evidence That Flynn lied to Pence Which might bring about Trump&#8217;s finale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,93,92,16],"class_list":["post-2377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-fire","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2378,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions\/2378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}