{"id":2375,"date":"2017-05-05T14:54:18","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T21:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2375"},"modified":"2017-05-05T14:54:18","modified_gmt":"2017-05-05T21:54:18","slug":"170505","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/05\/170505\/","title":{"rendered":"170505"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170505.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170505<br \/>\nThink before you drink<\/p>\n<p>From Las Vegas to Lima, Ohio<br \/>\nGringos celebrate Cinco de Mayo<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll drink m\u00e1s Coronas and Dos Equis<br \/>\nAnd power down nachos with gloppy cheese<br \/>\nBros revel in their appropriation<br \/>\nHailing a wall that block immigration<br \/>\nOf course the irony does not stop there<br \/>\nBack in Mexico they simply don&#8217;t care<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170505 Think before you drink From Las Vegas to Lima, Ohio Gringos celebrate Cinco de Mayo They\\'ll drink m\u00e1s Coronas and Dos Equis And power down nachos with gloppy cheese Bros revel in their appropriation Hailing a wall that block immigration Of course the irony does not stop there Back in Mexico they simply don\\'t care\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170505 Think before you drink From Las Vegas to Lima, Ohio Gringos celebrate Cinco de Mayo They&#8217;ll drink m\u00e1s Coronas and Dos Equis And power down nachos with gloppy cheese Bros revel in their appropriation Hailing a wall that block immigration Of course the irony does not stop there Back in Mexico they simply don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/05\/05\/170505\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170505<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,68,53,43],"class_list":["post-2375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-drinking","tag-food","tag-racism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2376,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions\/2376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}