{"id":237,"date":"2013-04-05T13:56:15","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T20:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=237"},"modified":"2016-05-03T11:46:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T18:46:46","slug":"0405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/04\/05\/0405\/","title":{"rendered":"0405"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/042013\/0405.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0405<br \/>\nPerhaps too silly<\/p>\n<p>Writing while drunk is an art<br \/>\nSomething something something fart<br \/>\nThis one&#8217;s sure to be a hit<br \/>\nSomething something something shit<br \/>\nSchlitz and grits and shits and tits<br \/>\nMakes it hard to use your wits<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0405 Perhaps too silly Writing while drunk is an art Something something something fart This one\\'s sure to be a hit Something something something shit Schlitz and grits and shits and tits Makes it hard to use your wits\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0405 Perhaps too silly Writing while drunk is an art Something something something fart This one&#8217;s sure to be a hit Something something something shit Schlitz and grits and shits and tits Makes it hard to use your wits<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,65,68,13,53,17],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-boobies","tag-drinking","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1034,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions\/1034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}