{"id":2358,"date":"2017-04-17T22:10:57","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T05:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2017-04-17T22:10:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-18T05:10:57","slug":"170417","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/04\/17\/170417\/","title":{"rendered":"170417"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170417.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170417<br \/>\nNot a poo poem in sight<\/p>\n<p>This happens every night<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what to write<br \/>\nI rhyme with all my might<br \/>\nBut nothing comes out right<br \/>\nWith page empty and white<br \/>\nI guess I&#8217;m not so bright<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170417 Not a poo poem in sight This happens every night I don\\'t know what to write I rhyme with all my might But nothing comes out right With page empty and white I guess I\\'m not so bright\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170417 Not a poo poem in sight This happens every night I don&#8217;t know what to write I rhyme with all my might But nothing comes out right With page empty and white I guess I&#8217;m not so bright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,81],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-rhymes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2359,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions\/2359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}