{"id":2339,"date":"2017-03-29T17:04:59","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T00:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:45:26","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:45:26","slug":"170329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/29\/170329\/","title":{"rendered":"170329"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170329.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170329<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s your tilde?<\/p>\n<p>There once was a traitor named Devin<br \/>\nWhose Trump love went well past eleven<br \/>\nAnd like a dumbbell<br \/>\nHe shared his intel<br \/>\nWhich broke off the seal numbered seven<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170329 Where\\'s your tilde? There once was a traitor named Devin Whose Trump love went well past eleven And like a dumbbell He shared his intel Which broke off the seal numbered seven\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170329 Where&#8217;s your tilde? There once was a traitor named Devin Whose Trump love went well past eleven And like a dumbbell He shared his intel Which broke off the seal numbered seven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[92,94,16,80],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-numbers","tag-politics","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2340,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions\/2340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}