{"id":2331,"date":"2017-03-20T15:24:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T22:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2017-03-20T15:24:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-20T22:24:16","slug":"170320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/20\/170320\/","title":{"rendered":"170320"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170320.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170320<br \/>\nHit me with your best shart!<\/p>\n<p>The last few days have not been great<br \/>\nFor bathroom trips I vacillate<br \/>\nBetween the squirts and smelly farts<br \/>\nMy TP use is off the charts<br \/>\nAnd now I trust my flatulence<br \/>\nAbout as much as Trump and Pence<br \/>\nAnother cramp, so here I sit<br \/>\nI cannot wait for solid shit<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170320 Hit me with your best shart! The last few days have not been great For bathroom trips I vacillate Between the squirts and smelly farts My TP use is off the charts And now I trust my flatulence About as much as Trump and Pence Another cramp, so here I sit I cannot wait for solid shit\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170320 Hit me with your best shart! The last few days have not been great For bathroom trips I vacillate Between the squirts and smelly farts My TP use is off the charts And now I trust my flatulence About as much as Trump and Pence Another cramp, so here I sit I cannot wait &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/20\/170320\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170320<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,18,13,92,16,17],"class_list":["post-2331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-celebrities","tag-fart","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2332,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}