{"id":2324,"date":"2017-03-13T12:17:18","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T19:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2017-09-07T11:34:21","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:34:21","slug":"170313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/13\/170313\/","title":{"rendered":"170313"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170313.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170313<br \/>\nSomebody&#8217;s watching Jizztrumpet<\/p>\n<p>Land of the free; home of the brave<br \/>\nBut spies live in your microwave<br \/>\nOh purple mountain majesty<br \/>\nTeam 45&#8217;s a travesty<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170313 Somebody\\'s watching Jizztrumpet Land of the free; home of the brave But spies live in your microwave Oh purple mountain majesty Team 45\\'s a travesty\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170313 Somebody&#8217;s watching Jizztrumpet Land of the free; home of the brave But spies live in your microwave Oh purple mountain majesty Team 45&#8217;s a travesty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,90,92,16],"class_list":["post-2324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-colors","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2324"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2325,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2324\/revisions\/2325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}