{"id":2322,"date":"2017-03-10T15:59:49","date_gmt":"2017-03-10T23:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2322"},"modified":"2017-03-10T16:02:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T00:02:28","slug":"170310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/10\/170310\/","title":{"rendered":"170310"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170310.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170310<br \/>\nJust like war priests at black masses<\/p>\n<p>There once was a half-orc named Oloch<br \/>\nWho got his sword stuck in the bedrock<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t that dumb<br \/>\nHe channeled Gorum<br \/>\nWhich helped him defeat a dark warlock<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170310 Just like war priests at black masses There once was a half-orc named Oloch Who got his sword stuck in the bedrock It wasn\\'t that dumb He channeled Gorum Which helped him defeat a dark warlock\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170310 Just like war priests at black masses There once was a half-orc named Oloch Who got his sword stuck in the bedrock It wasn&#8217;t that dumb He channeled Gorum Which helped him defeat a dark warlock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[71,31,83],"class_list":["post-2322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-religion","tag-tabletop-games","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2323,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322\/revisions\/2323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}