{"id":2316,"date":"2017-03-06T21:59:48","date_gmt":"2017-03-07T05:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2316"},"modified":"2017-03-06T22:04:10","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T06:04:10","slug":"170306","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/06\/170306\/","title":{"rendered":"170306"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170306.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170306<br \/>\nScariest Poe poem ever<\/p>\n<p>Grabbing pussies makes me cheery, while Steve Bannon sits there bleary<br \/>\nKellyanne was cleaning puddles sprinkled over my golden floor<br \/>\nWhile I tweeted, close to crapping, suddenly there came a slapping,<br \/>\nAs if Putin fiercely fapping, fapping on my golden floor.<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8216;Tis Obama! Wire tapping, tapping on my golden floor-<br \/>\nHe is sick and so much more!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170306 Scariest Poe poem ever Grabbing pussies makes me cheery, while Steve Bannon sits there bleary Kellyanne was cleaning puddles sprinkled over my golden floor While I tweeted, close to crapping, suddenly there came a slapping, As if Putin fiercely fapping, fapping on my golden floor. \\\"\\'Tis Obama! Wire tapping, tapping on my golden floor- He is sick and so much more!\\\"\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170306 Scariest Poe poem ever Grabbing pussies makes me cheery, while Steve Bannon sits there bleary Kellyanne was cleaning puddles sprinkled over my golden floor While I tweeted, close to crapping, suddenly there came a slapping, As if Putin fiercely fapping, fapping on my golden floor. &#8220;&#8216;Tis Obama! Wire tapping, tapping on my golden floor- &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/03\/06\/170306\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170306<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,18,92,16,17],"class_list":["post-2316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2316"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2316"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2319,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2316\/revisions\/2319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}