{"id":2290,"date":"2017-02-08T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2017-02-08T10:23:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T18:23:00","slug":"170208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/02\/08\/170208\/","title":{"rendered":"170208"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170208.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170208<br \/>\nSycophant Spicer<\/p>\n<p>There once was a lackey named Spicer<br \/>\nWho never said &#8220;no&#8221; but &#8220;aye, aye sir!&#8221;<br \/>\nWhen told to read lies<br \/>\nHe squinted his eyes<br \/>\nAnd asked for the press to be nicer<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170208 Sycophant Spicer There once was a lackey named Spicer Who never said \\\"no\\\" but \\\"aye, aye sir!\\\" When told to read lies He squinted his eyes And asked for the press to be nicer\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170208 Sycophant Spicer There once was a lackey named Spicer Who never said &#8220;no&#8221; but &#8220;aye, aye sir!&#8221; When told to read lies He squinted his eyes And asked for the press to be nicer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[16,12],"class_list":["post-2290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-politics","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2291,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions\/2291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}