{"id":2275,"date":"2017-01-23T16:29:08","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T00:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2017-01-23T16:29:08","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T00:29:08","slug":"170123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/23\/170123\/","title":{"rendered":"170123"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170123.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170123<br \/>\n0 days without a lie<\/p>\n<p>A lie is a lie is a lie<br \/>\nAnd this one is too big to buy<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t tell me I need to relax<br \/>\nStop calling it alternate facts<br \/>\nNewspeak is always rejected<br \/>\nAlt facts are always corrected<br \/>\nIf we cannot trust every word<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll flush you like a hairy turd<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170123 0 days without a lie A lie is a lie is a lie And this one is too big to buy Don\\'t tell me I need to relax Stop calling it alternate facts Newspeak is always rejected Alt facts are always corrected If we cannot trust every word We\\'ll flush you like a hairy turd\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170123 0 days without a lie A lie is a lie is a lie And this one is too big to buy Don&#8217;t tell me I need to relax Stop calling it alternate facts Newspeak is always rejected Alt facts are always corrected If we cannot trust every word We&#8217;ll flush you like a hairy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/23\/170123\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170123<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,84,92,16,17,79],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-hair","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-poo","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}