{"id":2268,"date":"2017-01-16T13:17:57","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T21:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2268"},"modified":"2017-01-17T13:19:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T21:19:04","slug":"170116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/16\/170116\/","title":{"rendered":"170116"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170116.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170116<br \/>\nWill we ever wake up?<\/p>\n<p>I had a dream, but it&#8217;s over<br \/>\nDeceased like that dead dog Rover<br \/>\nThe Jizztrumpet&#8217;s Russian affair<br \/>\nWill soon be our noxious nightmare<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170116 Will we ever wake up? I had a dream, but it\\'s over Deceased like that dead dog Rover The Jizztrumpet\\'s Russian affair Will soon be our noxious nightmare\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170116 Will we ever wake up? I had a dream, but it&#8217;s over Deceased like that dead dog Rover The Jizztrumpet&#8217;s Russian affair Will soon be our noxious nightmare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,18,92,16],"class_list":["post-2268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2269,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions\/2269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}