{"id":2264,"date":"2017-01-13T21:29:46","date_gmt":"2017-01-14T05:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:55:00","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T20:55:00","slug":"170113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/13\/170113\/","title":{"rendered":"170113"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170113.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170113<br \/>\nNext Friday is scarier than Jason<\/p>\n<p>Friday night and I got money<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s date night with my honey<br \/>\nHead to Red Box then to take-out<br \/>\nHoping that we get to make-out<br \/>\nBut this Friday is a thirteen<br \/>\nAnd our nice night ended up mean<br \/>\nMovies and the food were sucky<br \/>\nSo we didn&#8217;t get too lucky<br \/>\nWhile this evening seemed to be cursed<br \/>\nNext Friday will surely be worse<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170113 Next Friday is scarier than Jason Friday night and I got money So it\\'s date night with my honey Head to Red Box then to take-out Hoping that we get to make-out But this Friday is a thirteen And our nice night ended up mean Movies and the food were sucky So we didn\\'t get too lucky While this evening seemed to be cursed Next Friday will surely be worse\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170113 Next Friday is scarier than Jason Friday night and I got money So it&#8217;s date night with my honey Head to Red Box then to take-out Hoping that we get to make-out But this Friday is a thirteen And our nice night ended up mean Movies and the food were sucky So we didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/13\/170113\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">170113<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,128,53,7,92,34,94,16],"class_list":["post-2264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-dating","tag-food","tag-jean","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-movies","tag-numbers","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2265,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions\/2265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}