{"id":2262,"date":"2017-01-11T08:29:13","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T16:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2262"},"modified":"2019-04-05T16:26:58","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:26:58","slug":"170111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2017\/01\/11\/170111\/","title":{"rendered":"170111"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2017\/170111.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>170111<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time for him to go<\/p>\n<p>The Jizztrumpet had a secret<br \/>\nAnd he thought he&#8217;d always keep it<br \/>\nTo Russia he was beholden<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause of showers that were golden<br \/>\nHe will deny this tinkle tryst<br \/>\nWhile he&#8217;s on twitter getting pissed!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"170111 It\\'s time for him to go The Jizztrumpet had a secret And he thought he\\'d always keep it To Russia he was beholden \\'Cause of showers that were golden He will deny this tinkle tryst While he\\'s on twitter getting pissed!\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>170111 It&#8217;s time for him to go The Jizztrumpet had a secret And he thought he&#8217;d always keep it To Russia he was beholden &#8216;Cause of showers that were golden He will deny this tinkle tryst While he&#8217;s on twitter getting pissed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,18,92,16,109],"class_list":["post-2262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2263,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262\/revisions\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}