{"id":2244,"date":"2016-12-30T21:00:35","date_gmt":"2016-12-31T05:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2244"},"modified":"2016-12-30T21:00:35","modified_gmt":"2016-12-31T05:00:35","slug":"161230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/30\/161230\/","title":{"rendered":"161230"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161230.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161230<br \/>\nI resolve to resist the Jizztrumpet <\/p>\n<p>2016 could not be worse<br \/>\nLike shitty drinks you&#8217;re forced to nurse<br \/>\nTo start this list of things not good<br \/>\nThe loss of stars from our childhood<br \/>\nAnd Jizztrumpet the next four years?<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll harbor hate and foster fears<br \/>\nTo me the thing that tops this list<br \/>\nIs Jean&#8217;s cancer her doctor missed<br \/>\nI say this with the utmost class<br \/>\nThis year has sucked a fat dog&#8217;s ass!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161230 I resolve to resist the Jizztrumpet 2016 could not be worse Like shitty drinks you\\'re forced to nurse To start this list of things not good The loss of stars from our childhood And Jizztrumpet the next four years? He\\'ll harbor hate and foster fears To me the thing that tops this list Is Jean\\'s cancer her doctor missed I say this with the utmost class This year has sucked a fat dog\\'s ass!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161230 I resolve to resist the Jizztrumpet 2016 could not be worse Like shitty drinks you&#8217;re forced to nurse To start this list of things not good The loss of stars from our childhood And Jizztrumpet the next four years? He&#8217;ll harbor hate and foster fears To me the thing that tops this list Is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/30\/161230\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">161230<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[91,18,68,7,92,16],"class_list":["post-2244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-cancer","tag-celebrities","tag-drinking","tag-jean","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2245,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions\/2245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}