{"id":2240,"date":"2016-12-26T20:41:27","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T04:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2240"},"modified":"2016-12-26T20:41:27","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T04:41:27","slug":"161226","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/26\/161226\/","title":{"rendered":"161226"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161226.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161226<br \/>\nSex is natural but so is death<\/p>\n<p>Another star Death did abduct<br \/>\n2016 has fucking sucked<br \/>\nAnd now he got that dude from Wham!<br \/>\nBut not Ridgeley &#8211; who&#8217;d give a damn?<br \/>\nGeorge Michael&#8217;s gone, his fans are wrecks<br \/>\nNo more &#8220;Faith&#8221; or &#8220;I Want Your Sex&#8221;<br \/>\nSo rest in peace you sexy Greek<br \/>\nThis year is done in one more week<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161226 Sex is natural but so is death Another star Death did abduct 2016 has fucking sucked And now he got that dude from Wham! But not Ridgeley - who\\'d give a damn? George Michael\\'s gone, his fans are wrecks No more \\\"Faith\\\" or \\\"I Want Your Sex\\\" So rest in peace you sexy Greek This year is done in one more week\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161226 Sex is natural but so is death Another star Death did abduct 2016 has fucking sucked And now he got that dude from Wham! But not Ridgeley &#8211; who&#8217;d give a damn? George Michael&#8217;s gone, his fans are wrecks No more &#8220;Faith&#8221; or &#8220;I Want Your Sex&#8221; So rest in peace you sexy Greek &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/26\/161226\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">161226<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,33,11],"class_list":["post-2240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-eulogy","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2241,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2240\/revisions\/2241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}