{"id":2238,"date":"2016-12-23T13:55:03","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T21:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2238"},"modified":"2016-12-23T13:55:03","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T21:55:03","slug":"161223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/23\/161223\/","title":{"rendered":"161223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161223.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161223<br \/>\nMy Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa wish too<\/p>\n<p>I have one wish this Festivus<br \/>\nFor Jean to be as well as us<br \/>\nMaybe more well than Dave the drunk<br \/>\nHis muddled head&#8217;s missing a chunk<br \/>\nAnd way better than fatso Fred<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s one donut away from dead<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t forget ol&#8217; smelly Sue<br \/>\nShe stinks worse than a pile of poo<br \/>\nMy wish for Jean this Festivus &#8211;<br \/>\nBetter health than the rest of us!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161223 My Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa wish too I have one wish this Festivus For Jean to be as well as us Maybe more well than Dave the drunk His muddled head\\'s missing a chunk And way better than fatso Fred He\\'s one donut away from dead And don\\'t forget ol\\' smelly Sue She stinks worse than a pile of poo My wish for Jean this Festivus - Better health than the rest of us!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161223 My Christmas Hanukkah Kwanzaa wish too I have one wish this Festivus For Jean to be as well as us Maybe more well than Dave the drunk His muddled head&#8217;s missing a chunk And way better than fatso Fred He&#8217;s one donut away from dead And don&#8217;t forget ol&#8217; smelly Sue She stinks worse &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/12\/23\/161223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">161223<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[91,68,53,39,7,17,14],"class_list":["post-2238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-cancer","tag-drinking","tag-food","tag-holidays","tag-jean","tag-poo","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2239,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2238\/revisions\/2239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}