{"id":2212,"date":"2016-11-28T20:59:23","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T04:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=2212"},"modified":"2016-11-28T20:59:23","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T04:59:23","slug":"161128","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/11\/28\/161128\/","title":{"rendered":"161128"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/161128.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>161128<br \/>\nThe bird made a turd<\/p>\n<p>There once was a tweeter on Twitter<br \/>\nWhose tweets were both hateful and bitter<br \/>\nBut folks liked his tweets<br \/>\nMore than the elites<br \/>\nSo now we&#8217;ll end up in the shitter<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"161128 The bird made a turd There once was a tweeter on Twitter Whose tweets were both hateful and bitter But folks liked his tweets More than the elites So now we\\'ll end up in the shitter\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>161128 The bird made a turd There once was a tweeter on Twitter Whose tweets were both hateful and bitter But folks liked his tweets More than the elites So now we&#8217;ll end up in the shitter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,92,16,80],"class_list":["post-2212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-politics","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2213,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}